Stereotypical..

What Indians say.

"beta.. do you want some food?"

no~~

"All you do is sit there in the room with your laptop."

10 minutes later.

"BETAAAAAA...DO YOU WANT SOME CHAI?"

-.- I like coffee mummy.

"Coffee bad.. chai is good for you! D:"

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Guests come over.

"Ohhhhh ~ Come sit come sit. Do you want some chai?"

Ah no it's okay, we just stopped by for a visit.

"Are you sure? You came all the way here.. I'm gonna make some chai."

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Dad, can I go to a sleepover?
"Why you need to go to their house eh? You have a bed here, go to your room and study something."

Guh.

Daddy.. can we buy this Japanese candy?
"-Squints at it- How much is it?"

Four dollars.

"Hahahahah.. .... no."

FUUUUUUUUUU...

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"Did you see the neighbors? They were looking at our new car honey."

Are you serious.

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"Oh myyyy.. what if they see me in my work clothes hunny? "

"MOM. WHO. CARES."

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Dad looks for the coupons."HUNNY..WHERE'D YOU PUT THE COUPONS.."

"I put it there on the table."

"WHERE.D:"

"ON THE FREAKING TABLE. LOOK...... i found it. on the kitchen table."

Yeah and you blame me for things..huh.

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At the Indian store. Mom picks up a Nivea cream bottle. Plops it into the basket. Keeps walking.

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